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Top 10 Best Limericks

By Will Willingham 3 Comments

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10 of the Best Limericks

I once put some chickens on buckets
To rhyme in a verse on Nantucket
The chickens were jokers
Who’d make fine stockbrokers
But they needed to be more like puppets.

The limerick is a fun little poetry form. It’s often used for bawdy rhymes, though its origins were more for the pre-school set.

When we ran a monthly poetry prompt series on the limerick, we were treated to an abundance of the five-line ditties, and we’re still laughing about some of them.

Here, in no particular order, are our favorite 10 limericks from the Tweetspeak community:

1.

There once was a mighty big snake
Stretched out on the concrete to bake.
A cake for a gator?
He shrieked, “See ya later!
That’s one meal I don’t want to make!”

—Sandra Heska King

 
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2.

A deadline in April: taxation.
No time for fun or relaxation.
I write limericks, I slumber,
put off crunching numbers—
an expert at procrastination.

—Monica Sharman

3.

There was an iguana named Bert
So fleek in a green muscle shirt.
With a whip of his tail
This magnificent male
Excited a ‘guana named Gert.

—Sandra Heska King

 

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4.

More frequent the higher they rise,
their scandals and rhetorical cries—
politicians’ statistics,
misinformed, solipsistic,
corrupt practices, lies and damn lies.

—by Richard Maxson

5. 

There once was a cousin from Lima
who drew up a getaway schema.
With her bag packed,
through the hedgerow she hacked
to sneak off and live with her Memaw.

—Laura Lynn Brown

6. 

The crane gave a hoot and just fled;
Bao Bao to China was sped.
While the red fox escaped,
our gorillas just gaped,
and Redd in his bed played dead.

—Maureen Doallas

7.

Sister Mary the New York nun
Came to visit one time just for fun
Mom discovered too late
She’d made a mistake
And sauced my great aunt with some rum.

—Sandra Heska King

8. 

Two sisters went by middle names,
both their first names being the same.
The one was Maria,
the other … Maria.
The dad claimed the mom was to blame.

—Monica Sharman

 

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9.

My Great Grandma Pearl from Saluda
Rarely ever did what she shoulda
After husband number three
Died mysteriously
She bought a ’74 Hemi ‘Cuda

—Heather Eure

10.

There was an iguana named Izzy
Who peeked through the window to see me.
He was looking forlorn
So I offered popcorn
But that threw him into a tizzy.

—Sandra Heska King

Plus a bonus limerick, from Santa to Heather

Heather, you’ve been quite a pain
Writing letters again and again.
You think it is cool
To break every rule.
No. You can’t have that castle in Spain.

—Heather Eure

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About Will Willingham

I used to be a claims adjuster, helping people and insurance companies make sense of loss. Now, I train other folks with ladders and tape measures to go and do likewise. Sometimes, when I’m not scaling small buildings or crunching numbers with my bare hands, I read Keats upside down. My first novel is Adjustments.

Comments

  1. Katie says

    February 24, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Hi all:)
    These were fun, thanks for sharing!
    Here are a couple of silly ones I wrote:

    Aunt Kitty who lived in the city
    was thought to be quite witty
    she could make us all laugh
    till we cracked in half
    then gaze at us with such pity.

    Although he was somewhat odd
    Even so, he had a great bod.
    Yes, our great-uncle Toddy,
    we all could agree
    Among fam’ly, had no peer as a clod.

    Reply
    • Will Willingham says

      February 24, 2018 at 7:33 pm

      Ha. 🙂 Very fun, Katie. 🙂

      Reply
  2. Mindy says

    March 7, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    My favorite:

    There was a man from Pittsfield, Mass
    whose testicles were made out of brass
    When he banged them together
    they played “Stormy Weather”
    and lightning shot out of his ass.

    Reply

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