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The Barbie Poems 4

By Glynn Young 6 Comments

Who would have thought that Barbie could have inspired so much poetry? Here are another eight poems from our poetry jam in hornor of Barbies at Communion: and other poems by Marcus Goodyear.

The Barbie Poems 4

By @mdgoodyear, @papagoodyear, @llbarkat, @memoriaarts, @arestlessheart, @lauraboggess, @cascheller, @mattpriour, @PoemsPrayers, @KathleenOverby, @togetherforgood, @gyoung9751, @mmerubies, @jamesrls, @doallas, @Dancinbutterfly, @moondustwriter, @mxings, @Jezamama, @MarisaLopezzz, and @TchrEric; cameo appearances by @hiscrivener and @duane_scott; edited by @gyoung9751

Barbie Goes Shopping

I do not understand shopping, but
I understand the promise of every
store, every unopened toy and its
hours of expected play. Shopping
is for depressed people to pretend
they have money to be like Barbie
and buy pink cars and beefcake
boyfriends.

They had to protect me. Travel was
difficult. Me, the Barbie in the
land of veils.
It hurt.

Barbie in Japan

What have we done to our mothers,
horrified by breasts and factories,
sexuality, topknots, and Japanese workers?
Topknots of wrestlers, honor squats to win
the beauty pageant no matter what.
Would that I had a home to assemble me, or
a factory to tie my plastic Saran strands and
horrify mothers.

Rising from the deep toxic waters of pollution,
ready to destroy Tokyo in her rage,
she was Godzilla with blond hair and high heels.
Iconically American, Barbie was made in Japan,
Japan, where all our icons come from, an
American image to the world, an American
image made in Japan. And Barbie needed assembly;
she was yet unformed, and they missed a few parts too.

Mother was horrified when Ken
ran away on vacation with
my little pony in a pink cadillac, leaving
his blonde Barbie in Japan, American
icon with broken fingers, bubbled nose,
White middle class perfection assembled
across an ocean, creating, offering an
image to the world of the American woman.

Barbie Anthropology

Barbie, defining the 1950s;
GI Joe defining the 1960s (Barbie
went to a psychedelic party in
1968 in Soho but felt sadly
out of place);
Luke Skywalker defining the 1970s.
I bought a friend Barbie and Ken as
Elvis and Priscilla. But I drool over
Wicked Witch Barbie.
Was Mary Kay really a
Barbie in diguise,
Barbie in disguise with diamonds
pink?
Taylor Swift is the new Barbie.

Barbie had culture, but not enough.
Barbie was culture, but not enough.

Barbie Philosophical

How can one doll inspire so much
emotion, from devotion
to rage and back again?
My Barbie head is spinning – model,
party, tea.
Too many worlds for me,
too many words for me,
to kick start a conversation,
words quivering on the cliffs of
insanity.
Barbie may seem like the perfect
woman but she does nothing. She
has no womb – not even a barren
one to mourn.

Barbie Knock-Offs

Mother bought me the cheap
Barbie rip-off, hard plastic and
not near as sexy. I had the Barbie
rip-off, too, for a while, till I
convinced my mother to let me
have the one with the beautiful
long hair, the one choked with
frigidity, the boa wrapped around
her neck, feathers everywhere,
stitched together, disguised, disgusted,
never knowing her own heart or
mind inside the plastic skull.
Beauty needs breathing room, and
she peddled beauty; forget the love.
We boys had our ripoffs, clunky lego-like
bricks that refused to click together into a
chair for Barbies bare end. My brothers
had cap-guns and microscopes; no perfect
dolly to yearn for.

Barbie Has No Feelings

Barbie has no feelings;
she can not even dress herself,
Too many chemicals from over
the ocean, broken down icons of
a country, a culture, a girlhood
deconstructed.
She was born with a runny nose
(do you need a tissue?) with
unwipeable bubbles.
I bet Barbie never had to
face the shrieking eels
or make her way through the
fire swamp.
Jacob wrestled with God;
Barbie wrestled with her hair.
Her nourishment was poison, self
worth broken down, and the
wrestling wears down
at the source.

Role-Model Barbie

Barbie is still inside me on days like,
one last week, when
I had a bra fitting and discovered
I have been wearing the wrong size.
Gut wrench still happens to my
Stomach, friendless in roomful of
Barbies, perkiness perfected.
gut wrench changed when Barbie
found hearts. Now,
I do not play with Barbie, but I do
still wish to be her, if I am not
careful to keep my head above the
clouds and in God.

Barbie as Archetype

Dad was a janitor; I had Dawn dolls,
had a Chrissie doll too,
beautiful Chrissi with the
beautiful hair,
hair like I Dream of Genie.
My favorite doll was made to
look like a real newborn.
I called him Jacob.
We had paper dolls cut
from the JCPenney catalog.
I loved making paper dolls and
dressing them in paper clothes.
I still do that now, but with my
words and my pen and sometimes a
computer screen.
I thought she was pretty, in
need of rescue, and I coveted a
Ken doll. He would not endure
her torture; she had a hole in
her hand where the diamond went.
She lost the match to every single
pair of shoes.

Dawn dolls were smaller and
cheaper; I loved them just the
same, dressed them up and
dreamed of wearing gowns.
I never coveted Barbie or her body.
My sister wanted to play baby-dolls.
So boring, I thoughtbut wouldn’t
say, who cares about Baby Alive?
Baby food dripping down her chin while
Barbie shines, Barbie sparkles.
I spent so much time trying to make
Barbie bend, then just sat there
looking in her eyes, wondering why.
I had Baby Alive. Why did we want a
doll that could not hold a meal? It went
right through her. She had no rolls to kiss.
They made a Jack Ryan doll? The things you
miss in the sticks.
When Barbie found Jack Ryan, and Jack
Ruan found Jack Bauer,
they were all lost.
In the sticks, I mean.

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Glynn Young
Glynn Young
Editor and Twitter-Party-Cool-Poem-Weaver at Tweetspeak Poetry
Glynn Young lives in St. Louis where he retired as the team leader for Online Strategy & Communications for a Fortune 500 company. Glynn writes poetry, short stories and fiction, and he loves to bike. He is the author of the Civil War romance Brookhaven, as well as Poetry at Work and the Dancing Priest Series. Find Glynn at Faith, Fiction, Friends.
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  1. nance nAncY nanc hey-you davis-baby says

    June 11, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    i grew up in the sitcks
    and know
    just how easy it is
    to get lost
    or get ticks
    while snipe hunting
    and chiggers
    how they itch
    scratched knees
    stubbed toes
    bats flying under
    the street light

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  2. nance nAncY nanc hey-you davis-baby says

    June 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    this site could use an easier way to get back to the home page from a post/comment page.

    Reply
  3. nance nAncY nanc hey-you davis-baby says

    June 11, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    just sayin’

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  4. laura says

    June 11, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    I have been enjoying these tremendously. It is amazing the bipolar nature of the comments!

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  5. nance nAncY nanc hey-you davis-baby says

    June 11, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    bipolar bears
    flipping through the air
    dipping between
    here and
    there
    without
    a care
    or meds.
    or teddy teds

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  6. nance nAncY nanc hey-you davis-baby says

    June 11, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    amazing

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