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Top 10 Poetic Calvin & Hobbes Quotes

By Will Willingham 14 Comments

Top 10  Calvin & Hobbes Poems - boy reading Calvin & Hobbes comic
It is no secret that the beloved characters in Bill Watterson’s comic strip Calvin & Hobbes shed an amusing (and often poignant) light on the creative imagination of a child. But Watterson also generously included poetry in the narrative, from Calvin’s poetic means of dealing with his fear to using haiku to irritate his furry friend. We’ve gathered up 10 great Calvin & Hobbes poems and poetic moments.

1.

Calvin tries to stir a slumbering Hobbes with a fire alarm from Blake.

“Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright,
In the forests of the night.”

Blake wrote that. Apparently the tiger was on fire. Maybe his tail got struck by lightning or something.

Flammable felines — what a subject for poetry

2.

Clearly he didn’t know that cat poems were all the rage. Still, he seems to find his voice in feline verse.

Still and quite feline form,
In the sun, asleep and warm.
His tail is limp, his
Whiskers drooped.
Man, what could make
This cat so pooped?

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3.

And yet another:

My tiger, it seems, is running ’round nude.
This fur coat must have made him perspire.
It lies on the floor — should this be construed
As a permanent change of attire?
Perhaps he considers its colors passé,
Or maybe it fit him too snug.
Will he want it back? Should I put it away?
Or use it right here as a rug?

4.

Unsuccessful in waking his friend, Calvin turns to alliteration.

Twitching tufted tail,
A toasted, tawny tummy:
A tired tiger.

…An alliterative haiku by Calvin. Thank you, thank you.

5.

Add to your collection of winter poems this little ode to the snowball:

Oh lovely snowball,
     Packed with care
Smack a head that’s
     Unaware

Then with freezing
     Ice to spare,
Melt and soak through
     Underwear!

Fly straight and true,
     Hit hard and square!
This, oh snowball,
     Is my prayer.

6.

Juxtaposition is one of the Calvin’s greatest arts, no more poignantly illustrated than when he waxes poetic about the beauty of a spider web and how such a beautiful web is used.

Like delicate lace,
So the threads intertwine,
Oh, gossamer web,
Of wond’rous design!
Such beauty and grace
Wild nature produces …

Ughh, look at the spider
Suck out that bug’s juices!

7.

When he’s not writing poems to wake the tiger, Calvin writes stanzas about his parents, who he believes are aliens disguised as dull humans:

They landed on earth in spaceships humongus.
Posing as grownups, they now walk among us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth.
They’re here to enslave me and spoil my youth.

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8.

Young Calvin may have had some ties to Edgar Allan Poe, as is evident in these stanzas from one of his poems about the monster in his closet, A Nauseous Nocturne:

Another night deprived of slumber,
Hours passing without number,
My eyes trace ’round the room. I lay
Dripping sweat and now quite certain
That tonight the final curtain
Drops upon my short life’s precious play.

From the darkness by the closet
Comes a noise, much like a faucet
Makes: a maddening drip-drip-dripping sound.
It seems some ill-proportioned beast,
Anticipating me deceased,
Is drooling poison puddles on the ground.

9.

And even Hobbes had a little bit of a poetic streak, writing his own version of cat poetry (which also served as password to their clubhouse):

Tigers are perfect,
The E-Pit-O-Me
Of good looks and grace
And quiet dignity.

10.

You might wonder how Calvin was able to write such compelling verse. He had a little bit to say about creativity:

Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

Hobbes: What mood is that?

Calvin: Last-minute panic.

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Will Willingham
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I used to be a claims adjuster, helping people and insurance companies make sense of loss. Now, I train other folks with ladders and tape measures to go and do likewise. Sometimes, when I’m not scaling small buildings or crunching numbers with my bare hands, I read Keats upside down. My first novel is Adjustments.
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I used to be a claims adjuster, helping people and insurance companies make sense of loss. Now, I train other folks with ladders and tape measures to go and do likewise. Sometimes, when I’m not scaling small buildings or crunching numbers with my bare hands, I read Keats upside down. My first novel is Adjustments.

Comments

  1. Bethany R. says

    February 4, 2016 at 11:27 am

    Oh, my son is going to love this! The corners of his Calvin and Hobbes Treasury books are well-worn and buried in his covers as we speak. I love the alliterative haiku by Calvin, and the creativity observation sounds spot-on.

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  2. Megan Willome says

    February 4, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    These are delightful! E.B. White would approve of No. 6.

    P.S. Have you seen the “Hobbes and Me” shorts on YouTube. Daveed Diggs is Hobbes, which brings me no end of joy.

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  3. Laura says

    February 4, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    *love *

    Bill Watterson is an alum of the college we have tucked our Teddy (or “Ted” as he apparently now likes t o be called) into for the next four years (being optimistic here). They like to brag about it. Me too, apparently. Of all the big names, he’s my favorite. I’m hoping some of that poetry was inspired by the school. There may be hope yet.

    Reply
  4. childofaslan says

    February 4, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    I love this post beyond reason!

    Reply
    • Sandra Heska King says

      February 5, 2016 at 11:22 am

      Good morning, childofaslan. (I love that.) It’s nice to see you in this space. Welcome. (Or simply hello if you’ve wandered in before, and I’ve missed you.) Have you checked out this month’s offerings in the Mischief Cafe? https://www.tweetspeakpoetry.com/mischief-cafe/

      Reply
  5. Sandra Heska King says

    February 5, 2016 at 11:35 am

    Where have I been? I love Calvin and Hobbes but never clued into the poetry.

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  6. Donna says

    February 5, 2016 at 11:52 am

    #10 cracked me up!
    # 4… so sweet!

    This was fun!

    Reply
  7. Prasanta says

    February 5, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    This is so fun! #7 made me chuckle!
    Just a few days ago, one of my sons brought down a stack of Calvin & Hobbes for re-reading enjoyment.

    Reply
  8. michelle ortega says

    February 6, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    #9, Hobbes!!
    #10, YES!!

    Love these and this post~smiling as I read and remember!

    Reply
  9. Diana Trautwein says

    February 7, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Oh, a blast from the past! A past I miss a lot, truth be told. Thanks for the reminder of why I miss it.

    Reply
  10. lynn says

    February 8, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Enjoyed this post and the memorable Calvin & Hobbes…purr-fectly delightful!

    Reply
  11. Dheepa R. Maturi says

    March 10, 2023 at 11:26 am

    Really enjoyed this post, Will! I remember #4 well–Watterson is quite the poet!

    Reply

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